🍌 Make Banana Straight Again
Straight for shipping. Curved for eating. Serious about fruit democracy.
🚀 The Idea
Bananas are curved. Cute for eating, costly for shipping.
We fix that.
Using AI + robotics, Make Banana Straight Again straightens bananas for optimized transport — and curves them back before you buy them. Efficiency meets comedy. Logistics meets satire.
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Beyond Bananas: The VE Lab Ecosystem
At first glance, Make Banana Straight Again looks like a joke. And that's the point. This is not about fruit logistics — it's a showcase of the VE Lab ecosystem.
AI Services
If AI can straighten bananas, imagine what it can do for your business. We build tools that bend the impossible back into shape.
Blog
Here we encourage our team to write about topics and experiences that interest them.
Weekend Network
Just as Make Banana Straight Again makes fruit shipments more efficient, Weekend Network straightens out content chaos into search-driven, high-performing stories.
The Gutenberg Signal
We track how audiences respond to absurd ideas like Make Banana Straight Again, and apply the same analytics to publishing, reviews, and media strategy.
Goodlago
Alet's foray into comedy. Make Banana Straight Again is part satire, part startup experiment — a parody that doubles as proof: the future belongs to those who can blend humor, tech, and storytelling to capture attention.
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Because if we can Make Bananas Straight Again… we can definitely straighten you out into figurine form. 🍌
🏛️ Banana Coin
When we reach 100 supporters, Make Banana Straight Again will launch Banana Coin:
👉 Be part of the first 100 supporters and help shape the Straight Banana Republic.
- • A community treasury powered by our straight-banana supporters.
- • Governance rights for those bold enough to call themselves Straight Bananas.
- • Voting on how we scale Make Banana Straight Again — from fruit logistics to global comedy-tech dominance.
🌍 Why This Matters
Because your fruit has not been straight with you since day one.
Because ships and trucks are tired of playing banana Tetris.
Because round oranges get too much attention.
Because the future isn't curved - it's straight.
Because AI was wasted on self-driving cars when it could have been straightening fruit.
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